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Drama Queen

A Facebook friend recently asked how everything that happens to me in France sounds like an adventure. Wish I knew.

I have a theory: Perhaps we mistake the “drama” in our lives with “adventure.”

Last week, for example,  my French teacher loaned me her car. It’s a 20-year-old blue French “something.” I didn’t really care what it was before I borrowed it. I could use almost anything with wheels to help me run some errands. I needed to take my ancient Raleigh bicycle to the repair shop for a new tire.

My teacher, Annabelle,  met me at the public parking lot in Uzès on the appointed day, and she gave me a few instructions about driving the car. She showed me the “reverse” gear, but I went straight ahead to get out of the parking lot, not needing to back up.

Blue_car_cartoonThere’s only one way to get out of downtown Uzès. That’s to go all the way around the circular main street. The parking lot where I picked up the car was as far away from the road where I needed to take the bike as you can go on the circle. Traffic was stop and go because there were tons of tourists there. Nevertheless, I made it out of town.

Reaching the bike repair place, I realized I didn’t have my bike! Back I went, all the way through town again to my apartment.

Getting the bike into the back of “Old Nellie” wasn’t an easy job. And there wasn’t one person passing by who offered to help a poor old woman in distress. C’est la vie. Finally, with my bike in tow, I jumped into the car to back out of the parking space in front of my building.

With the car in gear, I stepped on the gas …. and headed straight ahead …  for the stone front of the building.

Eyeek!”

Slamming on the brakes, I put the gear into reverse again. And again. And again. Each time I went forward, I got closer to a stone-on-bumper impact.

When I was inches before crashing into the building, I called my friend, Geoffrey. Annabelle is Geoffrey’s girlfriend, so I assumed he would know her car. Fortunately, he answered. And qAndkly got the picture.

Do you know where Neutral is on the gear shift?” he asked.

Of course I do, ” I replied smugly, wiggling the stick in the gear.

Are you sure,” warned Geoffrey, speaking in his calm British accent. He knows me well.

“Oh!,” said I as the gear went into a new place. “So that’s neutral?!”

Put your hand on the gear stick and pull it up, then up to the right, ” said Geoffrey.

Obediently I pulled the gear into position and said to Geoffrey, “You’d better hang up now.”

Why’s that?” he asked, puzzled.

I don’t want you to witness this,” I said. images (1)

Hanging the cell phone, I pulled up the emergency brake and gunned the gas pedal.

“Voila!”  The car moved backward., away from the stone wall that was no more than two inches away.

On my way…

Around town again on the traffic circle, I finally reached the repair shop and dropped off the bike. The next destination was  Carrefour. It was time to stock up on house supplies.

No more than a block down the road, I realized I’d left my billfold and money behind. There was only a ten euro bill in my handbag. Unwilling to drive back to town and around the circle again, I asked myself, “what is it I really need at Carrefour?”  Plant food.. Fo.unately, plant food was less than five euros. Mission accomplished.

Not so fast!

Back in the car and ready to return home for money for the bike repair, I turned on the ignition. Nothing happened. Except that every light on “Old Nellie’s” dashboard was red.

Good grief,” I cried, “now the car’s out of gas!”

Fortunately, the car was parked close to the Carrefour gas station. Hoping a gas can was in the back, I jumped out of the vehicle. No can.

I turned around to look at the gas pumps. A man on a motorcycle was at one of the tanks. He had a gas can! Never afraid to talk to a stranger when I’m desperate, I walked up to the man who was facing away from me and tapped him on the shoulder. He was dressed in motorcycle attire from head to toe.

Do you speak English?” I said to the startled man.

Man Riding Motorcycle Clip ArtMotorcycle Man turned quickly around and took off his helmet. Talking with a German accent, he responded, “Yes, I know some English.”

I explained my dilemma, including that I had only six euros for gas. Hoping he wouldn’t think I was giving him a “pick up” line, I was anxious for his reply.

No problem,” he said as he filled the can with gas.

“Whew!” I was saved.

Not so fast

Does the car use gas or diesel?” he asked.

It’s not my car,” I replied. “I have no idea.”

There’s gasoline in this can now,” said Motorcycle Man, “and I’m pretty sure that type of car burns diesel.”

Bummer,” I said, although thankful he thought of the potential disaster before it happened.

Here’s what you should do,” said Motorcycle Man. “Ask some young people over there to push the car to the gas pump.” He added, “I have a bad back.

With that, I turned around to find some lucky suspects. Meanwhile, Motorcycle Man disappeared.

To the rescue

Sighting two young men coming out of Carrefour, I talked with them. Fortunately, they both spoke English enough that we could communicate the problem.

I asked if they knew if the car used diesel or gas fuel. Looking under the hood, they announced: “Gas.”

With that, I got into the car. Thinking about the red can with “gasoline” Motorcycle Man had offered earlier, I unconsciously put the key in the ignition. It took a few seconds to realize the car started. It wasn’t out of gas at all. In fact,  there was over a half tank of gas.

Thanking my new friends profusely, I tried to assure them I wasn’t a nut case. They agreed to let me take their picture for my blog.

Ahmed and Walid, this is for you.  I really do have a blog.

And to you, mystery Motorcycle Man, “Thank you wherever you are!”

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Day trip from Uzes to the Cevennes

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